I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm jealous of your bromance
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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