I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The power of my boobs compel you
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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