wrigley field is MILF paradise
I wish I only lived at night.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
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