He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea