You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".