Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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