Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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did i walk over a car last night?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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