he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Randomize
