Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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