Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
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Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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