I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize