Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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