Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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