dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
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