so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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