You made me cry and you don't even care
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
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