My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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