Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I think a kid would responsible me up
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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