i just google imaged poop.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
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Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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