Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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