He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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