please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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