Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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