i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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