how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
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IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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