she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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