Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
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Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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