Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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