Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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