my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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