i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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