ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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