YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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