Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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