why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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