Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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