dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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