She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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