Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
