It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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