She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
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Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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