idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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