From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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