May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize