My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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