Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
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I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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