Moan for me like Helen Keller
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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