I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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