Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I think I sprained my soul last night
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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