what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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