i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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