my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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