Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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