dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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