I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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